Posts Tagged ‘Census Bureau’

Is It Really Possible To Be This Stupid?

Posted in Jobs and Careers on March 18th, 2009 by Chris Berry – 2 Comments

You may recall from this post that my brief career with the Census Bureau didn’t work out exactly as planned. I thought I had witnessed the pinnacle of institutional incompetence during my one day tenure, but I was wrong. It gets worse.
I received a phone call yesterday from the same local Census office where I [...]

My Brief Career With The Census Bureau

Posted in Jobs and Careers, Purely Personal on March 10th, 2009 by Chris Berry – 38 Comments

The ads that the Census Bureau ran in the local papers a couple of months ago promised hourly wages of $12.00 to $20.00 and the ability to set your own schedule. Even though the starting wage was less than I earned in my first job over 20 years ago, I decided to apply and see [...]

Someone Please Kill Me Now

Posted in Jobs and Careers, Purely Personal on March 4th, 2009 by Chris Berry – 6 Comments

I’ve spent the last few days trying to get ready for a major lifestyle adjustment. After a very long period of unemployment, I’m getting ready to start the worst job of my life on Monday working for the Census Bureau. I never thought I would stoop so low as to become a government employee. Someone [...]